Still feeling sheepish and need a little visual titillation? Check out the art hanging from the walls. One bathroom features barely-clad women with sheep heads, while the other is filled with muscular men donning sheepish grins. Just because you got fancy for The Pfister (Blu is on the top floor of the swanky, historic hotel) doesn't mean you can't get down and dirty in the cocktail lounge's bathroom. Because of the opulence and cleanliness that runs throughout The Pfister, a rendezvous anywhere in the place will class-up even the sleaziest encounter. Do it in the ladies' room and you'll have a Downtown panorama as a backdrop. After the act, treat yourself to a really dirty martini at the bar. You’ll have to be an contortionist to get it on in Burnhearts’ tiny bathrooms, but that’s not why it’s on the list: it’s the vintage pin-up nudies that grace the walls outside them. Need another reason to get your heart racing? A psychic once told the owners that the spot used to serve as a brothel, so you’ll see plenty of racy imagery integrated into the design of the place – there’s a literal "boob tube," after all. Finally, if staring at a dozen of Bettie Page's contemporaries doesn’t stir something up after going deep into Burnhearts’ craft beer menu, well, then, you probably had too many.ĭistil’s bathrooms are indeed "do me" bathrooms – from the rosy lighting, full-length stall doors, down to the Method Sea Mineral soap (good for clean-up and cover-up!). They could also rank as some of the cleanest on the list and are down the back hallway away from the dining room and bar area. The downside is you could have some guests in the other stalls and Distil is a classy joint, so they may not be as into your getting busy as you are. in that case you could and should move this up in your list.Ĭould there be a better place than a tiki bar to get lei’d? Unlike its tropical inspirations, this beloved Riverwest joint is dark and dimly lit, which makes it perfect for a little discreet dip into the bathroom. The only problem? Foundation’s not exactly spacious, and the bathrooms aren’t exactly hidden, so your tryst might be more public than you’d hoped. But maybe your partner will be into that? Also: If you choose the women’s room, you’ll have a painting of a blue-faced, screaming, snaggletoothed tiki man watching you. If you find yourself having sex in the relatively disgusting bathrooms at Sabbatic, you probably need to re-evaluate your night’s decisions. Afterward, Ace Frehley will give you the thumbs up! However, just adjacent to the bathrooms, this pretty-naughty dive bar features a stairway, affectionately labeled "The Brothel." It’s dark and creepy, and we’ve heard many stories about people using it for unlawful carnal knowledge. The Safe House may also provide a safe bathroom – for you to get it on, we mean. The ladies room is one of the most interactive in town, complete with photo of Burt Reynolds with a movable metal heart hinged over his "Jack Horner." But be careful because if you start moving that heart the entire bar will know you tried to sneak a peek, so it is best to stay focused on your partner in crime for the night and not the art on the walls.
Tin Widow is a perfectly respectable, cozy tavern. Not the kind of place we would suggest you get your freak on.